Here’s a template that should make it less tiresome for readers to write Amazon customer book reviews:
I found this (novel) (story) (insufferable twaddle) to be (engrossing) (charming) (moronic).The plot was (engaging) (fast-paced) (like watching paint dry) and the characters were (lovable) (lifelike) (mostly shallow simpletons). The prose style employed by this (writer) (literary genius) (total illiterate) was simply (marvelous) (delightful) (incomprehensible). I read this book (in one sitting) (with great enjoyment) (in awe of the author’s total lack of talent), and I will (recommend it) (gift it to everyone I know) (see how well it works as kindling).
PS: If you review THE STRANGE COURTSHIP OF ABIGAIL BIRD please be kind.
