A FEW WORDS ABOUT BOOK BLURBS Did Carl Reiner and Larry Gelbart actually read my novel?
ASSORTED PHOTOS Family stuff, including embarrassing pix from my youth.
ARE YOU AN AUTHOR JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY YOU ARE? Anybody can write, right?
THE 20 MOST RECYCLED MOVIE PLOTS Oh God, not this again!
THE SECRET TO A LONG LIFE: BE AN ASSHOLE If bad things happen to good people and nice guys finish last….
A FEW QUESTIONS FOR MY BRITISH FRIENDS Why is fox-hunting fun?
TODAY’S LITERARY CARTOON Okay, it’s easier than writing something.
EXCERPT: “THREE AND A HALF VIRGINS”– SAMANTHA AND VICTOR HUGO Wherein our hero is mistaken for the renowned French author in the middle of sex.
ONE READER’S OPINION OF “DORFMAN” A moment of extreme immodesty.
PW REVIEW; HISTORY OF HOLLYWOOD HIGH Of course they liked it. Who features bad reviews on their own blogs?
ROGER EBERT ON “BLUE STREAK”: Yes, he actually said this.
SYNOPSIS: THE TINSELTOWN MURDERS: Meet Detective Mac Slade–he’s hard as rock, tough as nails, dense as concrete.
SYNOPSIS: “THREE AND A HALF VIRGINS”: In which our hero visits four women whose hearts he broke twenty years before, and apologizes.
PW REVIEW OF “WHAT’S WRONG WITH DORFMAN?” I couldn’t have said it better myself.
MORE GREAT ‘DORFMAN’ REVIEWS: My publisher made me do this.
MORE GREAT “THREE AND A HALF VIRGINS” REVIEWS: I’m sorry, Just can’t help myself.
“A VERY FUNNY BOOK”—NORA EPHRON: Yes, she actually said that in a letter in which she also said she wouldn’t do a blurb for my second novel, “Millard Fillmore, Mon Amour.”